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jurj is showing me around his home state

wheres @vanessavanjie

when i was in need they had some weed tbt 420

beychella had me drunk in love waitnojustdrunk

Me and Sir Mix A Lot chatting it up.

Me getting hosed down by Britney.

Me on The Oprah Winfrey Show getting very excited about something that now means nothing to me.

Me and Sharc Jacobs on the red carpet at NYFW

Channing Tatum love ya buddy. if you ever need someone to get YOUR mail you know where to go!!

Scully and Mulder examining me for muffin residue at FBI headquarters. I maintain my innocence.

It’s always 4:20 when I’m hanging with my good buddy Wiz Khalifa.

Doing the Carlton on the set of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Best crossover episode ever.

Me getting ambushed during my afternoon coffee run by my superfans in 5 Seconds of Summer.

Hitting up NYC’s best taco trucks with Aziz Ansari and his wonderful dad.

Steely Dan at Coachella! Glad the kids are finally getting hip to one of the best bands of all time.

Me and Bono at the Playboy Mansion, or as I like to call it: the guy from U2.

Flying sky high with Rogen and Franco.

Me making magic with the wonderful David Copperfield.

These guys aren't real celebrities, but I've put them on this celebrity FRIENDS page for a reason. Can you guess why? (Hint: it's not because they're my actual friends.)

Learning a hard lession from the master of comedy, Johnny Knoxville.

Getting fancy with Jane Fonda at the Kentucky Derby.

The somethig-Night Show with Jimmy Something. I forget which-I was probably drunk at the time.

Facepainting with Mike Tyson.

They now sell this stuff as an organic protien shake at Whole Foods.

It's Urkel! Oh no, he's fallen and he cannot get up! Oh that guy.

Snoop Dogg, not to be confused with Snoopy the Dog.

My favorite Laker girl is a Laker Horse.